London
& SE Cyclocross League Champion 2011/2012
This
was my first full season of London League racing, but I wish I’d
started years ago. I remember watching cyclo cross on Grandstand when
I was a kid and thinking that it looked like fun. I’d head out
on my Raleigh Arena looking for mud and hills, neither of which were
too hard to find in rural Suffolk. I’d even set up the sprinkler
in our back garden in the summer, so that my 50 metre lap of the flower
beds was a bit more fun.
Unfortunately,
it was 25 years before I finally got myself a half-decent bike and started
doing it properly, but it still feels a lot like it did when I was twelve.
Last
year I started my season late and spent each race trying to fight my
way through from the back of the field, learning the limits of my bike
and myself as I went. This year I was lucky enough to be gridded from
the first race, which made a huge difference to my racing experience
and to my results.
I’ve
never been a great starter though, and the difference between the gradual
starts of last year and the full on sprints of 2011/2012 has been stark.
No time to recover and no second chance if you make a mistake; the opening
lap of a ‘cross race can be a thing of painful chaos. Beastway
has been a good training ground for cyclo-cross, that’s for sure,
but the struggle to stay upright on a ‘cross bike, especially
when there’s three inches of snow on the ground, adds a new layer
of panic to the drama of the off-road experience.
But
it’s not just the start that you need to get right; with the 14
race calendar that we are treated to in the London & SE League,
consistency is key. That’s not to mention the occasional Trophy
race, or the Nationals (let’s *really* not mention the Nationals),
or a quick foray into the Eastern or Central League. An ability to stay
healthy and out of trouble are extremely valuable assets.
You
don’t need the best bike in the world, but it does need to be
set up right for you and the conditions, and you do need to look after
it.
Six
months ago, the idea of spending £100 on a solitary tyre seemed
like madness. It still does. But there is a method (probably Belgian)
to that madness, because the wrong tyre or the wrong pressure really
can be the difference between the podium and a DNF.
I’m
still learning about this, and I don’t really have the means to
be fully prepared for every eventuality, but I take a spare bike to
the races when I can, I have 2 sets of wheels and I take a lot more
care of my bike than I ever did before.
When
the mud finally arrives, the bad tyre choice and a fragile set up finally
makes itself known, and you spend the race wondering why you didn’t
quite get around to gluing those new tubs, as your arch rival glides
around slick corners that see you sliding into the long grass.
In
some ways it’s a levelling sport. Your average legs will be compensated
for by your awesome skills or vice versa. Team tactics and drafting
don’t come into play, although having a bunch of like-minded club
mates will help you out no end. You can practise just about any place
where there’s grass/mud/obstacles, and having some local training
buddies will make it even more fun. Even if you’re not scuffing
the podium with your studs every week, you’ll almost certainly
be rubbing tyres and banging elbows with folks who ride at the same
kind of speed as you do. You’ll have good races and bad, and so
will they, but you’ll line up every week knowing who you want
to beat.
Then,
when your hour is up (although it doesn’t seem likely during the
race, the hour *will* end eventually) you can compare notes with your
friends and rivals, kicking yourself about those extra psi or marvelling
at the properties of Hog Hill mud, or the perils of Penshurts (sic)
hairpins.
It’s
been a long season but, retrospectively at least, I’ve loved every
minute. Put a cheap and cheerful bike together. Take it out in the woods.
Prepare to be smitten.
I
can't wait for the end of the summer.
UK
National Championships, Chantry Park, Ipswich: 7th/8th January 2012
This
time last week, I was quite looking forward to adding this report to
my web site, but my performance on Sunday was not much to write home
about. Luckily I don't have to; I grew up just down the road from Sunday's
fantastic venue, so several old school pals, as well as my parents and
girlfriend, were there to witness the wheels coming off.
I'd been feeling fairly unwell all week, fighting off some sort of bug
that struck over the New Year's weekend. I stayed off the bike and hoped
for the best, trying to eat right and rest up as much as possible, only
going out to test the set-up and stretch the legs on Saturday afternoon.
Sunday
morning came around and I was feeling better, still coughing and a bit
achy, but much better than earlier in the week. We got to the venue,
watched the under 23 race and then I got stuck into my pre-race routine.
My
warm-up laps went well - the course seeming well suited to my strenghts
- and I loved the carbon wheels that I'd borrowed, which made everything
seem about 10% quicker.
So,
when I lined up for the start (next to Roger Hammond on row three!)
I was feeling pretty good; nervous but ready to race.
The
start was a disaster.
I'm
not sure what I was trying to do, but when the gun went I remember pawing
at the ground with my left leg like an angry bull, trying desperately
to get myself moving. When I finally did set off and got a chance to
assess my situation, I found myself fairly well back, with both of the
straps on my left shoe undone and flapping about in the January breeze.
It's all about the preparation.
I
began the arduous process of working my way up through the field and
managed 24th by the end of the first lap. After tangling with a couple
of riders during a foolish overtaking maneouvre (apologies if it was
you I cut across) I once again found myself several more places down
with a lot of work to do.
I
ploughed on, getting up to 22nd place with about 3 laps to go.
On
my day, I'm pretty sure I could have squeaked into the top 20, which,
considering the field (including the Field)
I would have been delighted with.
But
on this day I soon realised that trouble was brewing, as my
legs began to fail. Two riders who I had been keeping at arms length
started quickly making up ground and my momentum was lost. My vision
began to blur and flash, my head went down and the idea of riding, or
even walking another lap became a pipe dream. I crossed the line with
the bell ringing and only 2 miles left to ride, but I couldn't go on.
I dropped my bike, sat on the floor and waited to feel normal again.
It
was a very disappointing end to an exciting day, but a bad ride wasn't
entirely unexpected, given the way I'd been feeling during the previous
week. The most annoying aspect of this ignominious end, is that it has
put me out of contention for a top 20 overall in the BC rankings for
the season, something I was keen to achieve.
I'm
still feeling bad 5 days later as I write, but I had a blast with Hackney
GT's Russ Jones in Epping Forest yesterday and I'm looking forward to
LL R13 next weekend at Wilmington.
It's
been a long season, but it's almost done. Here's to next year...
British
Cycling Report and Results
UKCyclesport
interview
John
Mullineaux, an omnipresent fixture at bike races across the South East,
came to visit my studio late in 2011 to talk about art and bikes. See
the interview here.
London
and SE Cyclo-cross League 2011/2012: My season so far
Round
1: Muddy and reasonably technical - windy too. Bad start meant a fight
back through the field. Sprint finish against Sylvain G - just beat
him to 3rd.
Round
2: DNS. Wish I had.
Round
3: First race on tubs. Raced day before in Eastern League but legs were
pretty strong. Went away early and stayed clear, although Steve Adams
(Sigma) was gaining after a mechanical. 1st
Round
4: Very hot race at HH. Mechanical led to bike swap; realised how heavy
my old franken-bike is! 4th
Round
5: Flat and technical course played to my strengths. Battled with Record,
Garde and Sybrandy, but shook them off and finished well clear. 1st
Round
6: Good race at Fowlmead. Dry and dusty, but also flat and technical.
Leading for most of race, but then stuffed up final run-up on last lap.
Should have done better! 4th
Round
7: Away with two Corley riders from the first lap, which meant we got
a good gap. Couldn't match their roadie ways and they outsprinted me
on the last quarter lap. 3rd
Round
8: Perfect race. No major climbs, pretty technical in places with some
really nice singletrack. Good start and a strong first couple of laps;
away on my own for 90% of the race. Good gap on Sylvain by the end.
1st
Round
9: Marshalling for London Phoenix at Gunpowder Park. Nice to be watching
others suffering for a change!
Round
10: Super-tough race at Penshurst. Massive climb, lots of mud, very
technical and a fall on the first lap. Sylvain on strong form and I
couldn't stay with him. 2nd
Round
11: My luckiest race yet. No strength and picked the wrong wheels. Crashed
on 1st lap and lost 5 or 6 places. Fought back to lead group but it
cost too much and I began losing them soon after. Sylvain punctured
and 2 other leaders also dropped out. Taylor Johnstone takes off and
I can't follow. Should have been 5th or 6th! 2nd
Round
12: Another good one for me. Flat and mainly dry with some singletrack,
although VERY bumpy. Energy sapping... Good start, hanging on to Jody
Crawforth and Simon Richardson.Mainly on my own though after lap 2,
trying to keep Taylor and Harry Franklin at bay. 3rd
Round
13: Wilmington is a MTB'ers dream course. Loads of single track and
technical features. The first race where I've been pleasantly surprised
by the number on a lap board. Hanging onto Darren Barclay's wheel for
50 minutes. Dropped on the last lap. 2nd + definite overall league win!
Round
14: The final round went my way. Wet snow meant a slippery course, but
one that I felt at home on. Got ahead of Darren Barclay and managed
to get a decent lead by race end. 1st
London
League